1 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,852 It's alive! 2 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:41,803 Hey, I'm "Robot Chicken" executive producer Seth Green. 3 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:45,675 I'm here to introduce the winner of last year's PS3 contest, 4 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:46,769 James Duffy. 5 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,644 Take a bow, James. 6 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,547 Aah! 7 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:52,778 Yeah, you like that? 8 00:00:52,852 --> 00:00:54,217 You fucking like that?! 9 00:00:54,287 --> 00:00:55,686 Yeah, you do. You're a winner! 10 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:57,154 You're so lucky! 11 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,850 Such a lucky winner! 12 00:00:58,925 --> 00:00:59,949 So lucky! 13 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,186 Shh. It's okay. 14 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,957 It's almost over. It's almost over. 15 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,725 So lucky. 16 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:09,432 Here's your PS3! 17 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:12,733 Keep watching for our next big contest. 18 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:23,181 What the fuck is going on here? 19 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,098 Ooh! 20 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,516 Meow! Meow! 21 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:11,760 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 22 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:14,664 Check this. 23 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,234 Oh, my god! 24 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,231 Ah, darn! 25 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:22,865 He's... he's dead! 26 00:02:22,942 --> 00:02:23,909 Want to play again? 27 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,944 You killed him! 28 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,535 What are you talking about, Becky? 29 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:27,910 You said you would help him. 30 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,347 But he's dead! 31 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:31,383 Hello. 32 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,782 Yes, I would like to report a murder. 33 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:34,217 Becky, what are you doing? 34 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,413 It was an accident, Becky. 35 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:36,477 You were there! 36 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,955 The police are on their way, Mikey. 37 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,015 I promise I will do everything I can for you. 38 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:41,219 No! No! No! No! No! No! 39 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,852 This can't be happening, man! 40 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,954 This can't be happening! 41 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:46,191 Come on! No! 42 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,893 Fight! Fight! 43 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:48,797 Come on! 44 00:02:48,868 --> 00:02:49,926 It's over, Mikey. 45 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:50,833 Get off me! 46 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,132 No! No no no! 47 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,797 I can't go to prison! 48 00:02:53,873 --> 00:02:55,397 I wouldn't last a day! 49 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:58,972 I'm sorry, Becky. 50 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:01,673 Mikey, no! 51 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:04,581 Damn you, Milton Bradley! 52 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:10,549 Foul Beasts, I, Spawn, the superhero from hell, 53 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:12,853 will defeat you! 54 00:03:14,894 --> 00:03:15,952 Never! 55 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:18,054 The world of man will be crushed 56 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,565 under the march of my hellish army! 57 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:21,793 Aah! 58 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:24,803 Let the challenge begin! 59 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,707 All: 60 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:40,583 McFarlane 61 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:43,986 62 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,285 63 00:03:45,358 --> 00:03:47,519 64 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:03,207 Maleboglia wins! 65 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:05,608 Yeah, Maleboglia totally wins! 66 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,339 What?! 67 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:12,043 Ohh, when do we get a bathroom break? 68 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:13,816 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 69 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,455 Check me out! 70 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,389 Check me out! 71 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,827 Yeah! 72 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:26,492 Aah, you're in public! 73 00:04:26,566 --> 00:04:28,500 Have some self-respect, for god's sake! 74 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:30,866 I can't believe you'd do something like that! 75 00:04:30,937 --> 00:04:32,598 What's wrong with you? 76 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,971 You ate that chick three weeks ago. 77 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,011 How long are you gonna keep dressing like that? 78 00:04:39,078 --> 00:04:41,444 As long as it makes me happy! 79 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:47,215 This fall, a hot new comedy from NBS... 80 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,187 We're gonna kill you, Christ! 81 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:51,520 Oh, you. 82 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:54,116 Fun and foibles taken from the real-life experiences 83 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,423 of series creator Jesus Christ. 84 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,260 I hope this hurts you, scum! 85 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,860 Sundays at 9:00 A.M. 86 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,537 Arthur Fonzarelli was doing his best, 87 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,540 but his best wasn't enough. 88 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,337 I need the rent money, Fonz, 89 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:12,401 or I need you out in the morning. 90 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:13,308 Whoa! 91 00:05:13,379 --> 00:05:14,710 Brokerino! 92 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:18,647 I need you to trust me. 93 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:19,980 I trust you. 94 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,816 Are you gonna rape me? 95 00:05:21,888 --> 00:05:22,912 Whoa! 96 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:24,286 Sit on it! 97 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,348 Are you gonna make me sit on it? 98 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,553 Do you have any work experience? 99 00:05:28,628 --> 00:05:30,687 No, but I can do this. 100 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,558 Uh... are you a pimp? 101 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,898 So, you can repair jukeboxes? 102 00:05:36,969 --> 00:05:37,867 Well, no. 103 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:40,098 See, if it's turned off but plugged in, 104 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:43,700 then I can turn it on by hitting it with my fist. 105 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:47,075 Why don't you just turn it on with the switch? 106 00:05:47,146 --> 00:05:48,545 Whoa! 107 00:05:48,614 --> 00:05:50,104 Did mom leave because of me? 108 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,947 Look, Chach, I don't even really know who your mom is. 109 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,045 But by leaving you, she was wr-wr-wr... 110 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,615 She was wr-wr-wr-wr... 111 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:00,158 She was wr-wr-wr... 112 00:06:00,226 --> 00:06:01,318 She was a bitch! 113 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,021 But against all odds... 114 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,190 I got customers who need to use the bathroom! 115 00:06:06,265 --> 00:06:07,755 Al, this is my office. 116 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:11,065 Well, some people need to take a shit in your desk, 117 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,365 so open the door. 118 00:06:13,940 --> 00:06:15,567 Don't you ever let anyone 119 00:06:15,641 --> 00:06:18,838 tell you that you can't do something, okay? 120 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,310 ...He rose above it all. 121 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,211 You want something, you do it. 122 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:23,339 Period! 123 00:06:26,085 --> 00:06:30,818 Arthur Fonzarelli in... "The Pursuit of Happy Days. " 124 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,152 And coming at you now is 125 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,388 "Get 'Em, They're Different" by the Nazis! 126 00:06:35,461 --> 00:06:39,227 a pitchfork 127 00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:42,267 Dude, working for the Mandarin sure is sweet! 128 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:44,895 Well, I tell chicks I work for Dr. Doom. 129 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:46,199 How are they gonna know? 130 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,367 Oh, great, here comes Iron Man! 131 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,273 What do you think? 132 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,641 Should we sound the alarm here? 133 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:54,009 Ah, he's still a ways off. 134 00:06:55,281 --> 00:06:57,340 Oh, man, did you see the game last night? 135 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,884 Oh, yeah fucking Knicks! 136 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:02,852 I tell you, this headquarters was a great buy. 137 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:05,686 Yeah, all we had to do was pull up the berber carpeting, 138 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,318 and we can hear Iron Man coming a mile away! 139 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:11,860 Whoa! 140 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,159 What the hell?! 141 00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:15,029 Oh, he's in the air duct! 142 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,466 That's a new one! 143 00:07:16,536 --> 00:07:18,561 Should we tell the Mandarin?! 144 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:19,662 What?! 145 00:07:19,739 --> 00:07:22,207 I said, should we tell the Mandarin?! 146 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,469 Who's Darren?! 147 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,567 Both: Aah! 148 00:07:24,644 --> 00:07:25,770 Oh, my god! 149 00:07:25,845 --> 00:07:27,904 You're on top of my spine! 150 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:29,572 Get off of me! 151 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,140 God, please, get off! 152 00:07:32,218 --> 00:07:33,150 I can't! 153 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,379 I can't get up! 154 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,046 You're crushing us! 155 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,886 Hang on, I'll use my rocket boots. 156 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:39,925 Both: No! 157 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,823 Aah! 158 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,633 Oh. 159 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:53,535 Hey. 160 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:54,436 What's up? 161 00:07:54,507 --> 00:07:55,439 You've been here four hour! 162 00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,066 You go now! 163 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,873 Now back to VH1's top 100 final episodes ever, 164 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,345 the latest in our line of 165 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:05,180 "top 100 something-something whatever" crap programming. 166 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,982 "The Facts of Life" weren't all about Natalie's stretch marks 167 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,023 or Joe's extraneous sex organ. 168 00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:12,887 Some facts were harsh indeed. 169 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,655 Oh, girls, don't look so down. 170 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:16,990 This chapter is over, 171 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:20,089 but a new chapter is right around the corner. 172 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,430 Will it be a chapter filled with raw cookie dough? 173 00:08:23,636 --> 00:08:25,627 To new beginnings! 174 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,769 I-I feel gross. 175 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,002 Why, did you look in a mirror? 176 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,101 I feel dizzy. 177 00:08:33,813 --> 00:08:37,613 Yes, my lovelies, nothing will tear us apart. 178 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:41,710 Yes, we'll be together forever. 179 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,050 Aah! 180 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,230 Remember Eddie Murphy's Fox show, "The PJs"? 181 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,130 Me neither! 182 00:08:56,235 --> 00:08:57,600 What on Eartha Kitt? 183 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:59,763 Whitney Houston, we have a problem. 184 00:08:59,839 --> 00:09:02,672 If they ask, you's my sister. You mean, "brother." 185 00:09:02,742 --> 00:09:04,369 What? You ain't got no urkel. 186 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:05,740 Doh! 187 00:09:05,811 --> 00:09:07,438 Vivica A. Fuck. 188 00:09:08,981 --> 00:09:11,472 When "Mork and Mindy" ended after four seasons, 189 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,018 the shazbot really hit the fan. 190 00:09:13,085 --> 00:09:15,144 You did the right thing, Miss McConnell. 191 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:16,119 Oh, na-nu na-nu. 192 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,253 Oh, they're cutting into me. 193 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:19,382 That's not a... oh, I'm gonna need those! 194 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,982 Don't take those! 195 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,052 Hey, hey, you're takin'... ar, ar, ar, down, Mr. Happy. 196 00:09:24,130 --> 00:09:26,291 Oh! 197 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,298 "The Incredible Hulk" was a ratings behemoth, 198 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,169 but eventually David Banner walked off into 199 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,675 the sunset for the final time. 200 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,974 On a related note, Bill Bixby walked off into the sunset 201 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:43,413 for the final time on November 21, 1993. 202 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,473 His bat was cancer. 203 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:50,282 For 10 seasons, "The Love Boat" stank. 204 00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:53,848 In the final episode, "The Love Boat" sank. 205 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,258 Will you go down with the ship, Captain? 206 00:09:56,329 --> 00:10:00,789 That water looks cold, Gopher... far, far too cold. 207 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:02,834 See you in hell fucko! 208 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,365 Help me! 209 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:11,172 Oh, for the love of god, help me! 210 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,302 Aah! 211 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,206 Oh, this is looking bad. 212 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:17,511 Aah! Oh, no! 213 00:10:20,219 --> 00:10:23,985 Coming up on VH1's "Top 100 final episodes ever"... 214 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,683 It wasn't a chicken! 215 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,851 It was a baby! 216 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,961 217 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,999 also also 218 00:10:34,066 --> 00:10:36,125 219 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:38,295 also also 220 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:40,430 221 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:42,633 also also 222 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,699 Ba-gawk! Wow.